There are some strange things on the internet.

Some years ago, an old friend introduced me to the amazeballz child’s toy/craft that is Konapun. For those not in the know, which I would imagine would be about 99.999% of my readers, Konapun (and its sisters, Whipple, Kracie Poppin Cookin, and Re-Ment) are all crafts that involve making tiny, extraordinarily detailed simulacra of food,…